Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Dada Daa Da Duh

A few days back, I watched Jurassic Park again. And you know what, those still look like real fucking dinosaurs. Long after the kung fu in the matrix stopped looking like magic and started looking like photoshopped ripple effects, Spielberg's dino-fest still looks freaking awesome.

Still, on an island full of natural prey, why are the T-rex and Velociraptors so hell-bent on eating these people? I mean, you actually see the T-rex drop a Gallimimus to check and see if there's a child-McNugget behidn a log. I mean seriously, the three people combined probably don't weigh more than that meal he just dropped, and several more of the buggers had stopped to watch him eat.

Awesome movie, but I think Spielberg overestimated just how much these creatures would have cared that there were people running around. Still, just in case he was right, Raptor-proof your home today!

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