Occasionally Witty

So. Last night. Yeeeeeeaaahhhh…. You know what? Screw that. I had a good time. Yes I drank too much, yes I embarrassed myself, but I ha...

With nothing better to do on Sunday afternoon, I moseyed on down to my local theater and took in a showing of Sucker Punch. It was alright....

For a little over a year now, I have toiled under the oppressive yoke of H&R Block. No, there was never an actual yoke. And they weren...

I have seen my first play in 2011, and it was about women in corsets having orgasms at the doctor’s office. In upstate New York in the near ...

Best movie of 2010: The classic mistake is to give the most credit to the most recent awesome thing one has seen, but I will brave that mis...

I sit among my gifts for the year, like some gluttonous dragon atop its hoard. I am now the happy owner of a Nook color, as well as the full...

Oh! Hey there! Didn’t think anyone was still around. Don’t mind me, I just came to pick up some stuff- what? You want a post? I dunno, ...